Lol omg i was totally thinking, "I hope alastair...
'97 Bonnie & Clyde
Diet Coke Vodka and Chocolate Covered Almonds
I guess will have to do since there’s no cherry diet coke
thefeedback asked: Beyonce is in Ibiza, wearing a stomach necklace.
“Beyoncé isn’t Beyoncé because she reads comments...
Robbie just asked me what the 411 was
thenoobyorker: Space Oddity by David Bowie...
Oh thank god. it’s after five. where’s mama’s vodka.
thenoobyorker: 3:28pm and I’ve already had beers (in a michelada), coffee with tequila, and I just bought a bottle of Patron. HAHAHAHA, what is productivity? I’ve never heard of it. coffee with tequila
Glow in the dark stuff never works in our apartment because there’s never enough light to charge it.
I wish Owen Pallett would marry me