Melkor was Sauron's drag mother.
My boyfriend just said, "Chug it for Radiohead."
Boners for daysssssss
You know when Thom sometimes just gets kind of lost singing and Phil slyly takes control of the piece and just kind of tugs at Thom’s strings and it’s kind of like sex or maybe better?
Like a bad tempered Prom Queen at a homecoming...
Regana Del Spektorey
As said by the boof after looking at my itunes most played since I moved to a new computer. Those are my most played since like my birthday. So 2-3 months.
dear white people:
kittysigner: we don’t deny you access to aspects of our culture because we hate you, we hate you because you feel entitled to something that doesn’t belong to you
I broke that not liking posts thing in record...
Ok, setting the max at 99.
following 99 but a basic bitch ain’t one
Ok… that was strange. Anyway, apparently my last.fm started scrobbling again. SHUT UP I LIKE THAT LANA ALBUM OK.
GOOD THING I'VE ALREADY WORKED NINE HOURS OF OVER...
Ugh - I just got paid half of what I usually do because of my time out with pneumonia. Hasn’t been since college that I literally could not pay all my bills. Thanks to the lawyer, the credit cards are maxxxed out. This month will be fun.
We grew up with the Internet and on the Internet. This is what makes us...– Piotr Czerski (via azspot)
Ever since I was a kid, I always hated Summer. I hated the color yellow and Summer. Later on, with the help of one or two shrinks, I figured out I hated Summer because everything slowed down and when things slow down it gives me time to think be anxious be depressed. I connect the color yellow and summer for obvious reasons. Now that I’m on a combination of mood stabilizers that I feel good...
markaguhar: These are the axes: 1 Bodies are inherently valid 2 Remember death 3 Be ugly 4 Know beauty 5 It is complicated 6 Empathy 7 Choice 8 Reconstruct, reify 9 Respect, negotiate Strange - I had to look these up today because I forgot one and I just freaked out because sometimes I feel like I’m forgetting her? I don’t know if it makes sense. I’ve been thinking a lot...
Mitt Romney's iPhone app incorrectly spelled...
thenoobyorker: Let’s pretend that this is worthy of all the attention that it’s going to receive.
I most definitely cannot outrun a zombie - I should make a will soon.
IF THE ZOMBIES COME BEFORE FIRST CONTACT I WILL BE...
long live the new flesh: The war on obesity, AKA... →
gadgetry: I didn’t scream. I participated, as politely as possible, in the discussion. It could have been worse. The systemic contributors to unhealthy eating and sedentary lifestyles were being addressed, rather than just FAT BAD EW FAT GET RID OF IT. But I wish we hadn’t been examining obesity, as a…
scott friday: tl;dr: the story of kent →
c-newt: scottfriday: in the days of yore, i did most of my shopping at target. when you spend a lot of time in the same place, you start to notice things. you get a feel for the situation. eventually, you’re well versed in your surroundings. as such, you quickly notice when something is out of place. after shopping at target for a long while, i started to notice a fellow following me. it was...
: Zombie apocalypse coming soon →
ihopericksantorum: Zombie apocalypse coming soon 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport...